Well, hello there and welcome aboard Flight 2025.
We’re prepared to take off into a brand new year, so once you’re settled, we’ll pull away from the gate. Please take a moment and make sure your attitude and blessings are secured and locked in an upright position. All self-destructive devices should be turned off at this time. All negativity, hurt and discouragement should be put away. Should we lose attitude under pressure during the flight, reach up and pull down a prayer. Prayers will be automatically activated by faith. Once your faith is activated, you can then assist other passengers. And just a reminder, there’s no baggage allowed on this flight. Should you require any assistance, please let your DJ know.
Oh, it looks like the captain has cleared his for liftoff. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the adventure ahead.
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